Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GIT]

Geek of Information Technology.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.", to: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+>:]

I'm a little rounder than most. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm an average geek."

GEEK AGE CODE [a21]

I am 21 years old.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UO+(-)]

I use OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix) exclusively. My tendencies on this issue range from: "I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.", to: "I have a VMS account."

GEEK PERL CODE [P+]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L]

I know what GNU/Linux is, but that's about all.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E?]

Emacs? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o+]

I have been incarnated at least once.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]

Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+@]

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire But that varies...

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O@]

I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed. But that varies...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.", to: "A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often."

GEEK VMS CODE [V]

I've used VMS.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [!PS]

I refuse to categorize myself on Politics & Social Issues.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [!PE]

I refuse to categorize myself on Politics & Economic Issues.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-]

I don't have anything to hide.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's just another TV show.", to: "It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks."

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]

Gosh, what an utter waste of time!

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b->++]

I read when there is no other way to get the information. But someday I'd like to say: "I find the time to get through at least one new book a month."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

GEEK DOOM CODE [D(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.", to: "It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon."

THE GEEK CODE [G(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.", to: "I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics."

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e>++]

Finished High School. But someday I'd like to say: "Got a Baccalaureate degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h-(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Living with one or more registered Geeks.", to: "Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r@>++]

I date periodically. But that varies... But someday I'd like to say: "I've dated my current S.O. for a long time."

GEEK SEX CODE [y+(--)]

Male. My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've had real, live sex.", to: "Not having sex because I just can't get any..."