FAQ

 

Q. People often make references about paranoia and foil hats when referring to you, why is that?

A. In preparation for their colonization of the planet earth, Reptilian alien creatures in conjunction with a loosely knit group referred to as the New World Order are beaming placating mind control rays at us 24 hours a day. When I had an office that had an external window, I lined all the glass with aluminum foil to block the mind control rays and people apparently found that odd. You can learn more about this by purchasing this book.

But remember "Opinions are like assholes: Everyone has one and everyone always thinks that everybody else's stinks" :-)

 

Q. I heard you used to be a daytrader. Is that true?
A. Yes. In 1999 I was working at home and began trading stocks. My trading activity increased to the point where I might have made 20 round-trip trades on a busy day. It is certainly a way to make a lot of money, but if you are even slightly risk-averse you will simultaneously experience a heart attack, stroke, seizure, and episode of spontaneous combustion if you see a person really daytrading like I was doing. The reason I stopped was because I got a job. Daytrading is real. I can see how people lose a lot of money doing it, but that didn't happen to me.

 

Q. What's your sexual preference?
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Q. I was told that there is a pic of yours floating around, which mothers use to scare their kids to sleep.
A. Hmm! It was a dark quite Friday evening and I was in my bathroom ..... getting ready for a party in San Fran. And suddenly the door breaks open and a flash hits me right in the face. Luckily I was all dressed up. Nah! I look nasty in it.

 

Q We'v heard that you had one of the funniest dates in the world.
A. Yea ... kinda ... We were in 8th grade.  I picked her up from a debate meet, took her to my place so she could change, and then we went to ..... arghhhhh .... let it be ... A tragic experience best left in the dusty tomes of ancient history. And you can't change the past, now can you?

 

Q. No, seriously, Raman, are you ever going to get serious in life?
A. Shut up!

 

Q. Is there a picture of your ass on the web I can look at?
A. You bet!